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LARRY: The job’s a lot harder than you think. In fact, the new guy just quit.

MCPHEE: (sarcastic) Oh, woe is me. Where else in New York City will I find someone who’s capable of sitting at a desk and staring blankly into space?

MCPHEE: (then) Besides, this isn’t your problem. You’re going off to your fancy new position at the Tokyo Museum. Which is a shame because you’ll never get to meet Jennavive Von Vivo.

LARRY: I thought it was Van Vivo.

MCPHEE: (covering) It’s Van Vivo Von Vivo. I shortened it to save time.

LARRY: Look, I still really care about this place. I’ll find the right person for the job.

MCPHEE: Whatever. I’m doing my pores now.